Friday, September 1, 2017

We have been slaved of worldy things

There was an angel.. he said "My Lord and my King of the universe. see here a person bowed his head down. and many of them are doing so. they are calling You."
and the King lifted his eyes upon the people of the earth. and then he replied "indeed! they bow down their heads" then the King  bowed down his ear and looked what these people does. and said "this people have hard hearts. never been returning to me. bowing down to their smart phones and iphones and lifting up their hands for the ipads and earphones"    and the Angel said. oh My King they have wifi too.

היה מלאך .. הוא אמר "אדוני ומלך היקום שלי, ראה כאן אדם הרכין את ראשו למטה, ורבים מהם עושים זאת, הם קוראים לך."
והרים המלך את עיניו על-הארץ. ואז הוא השיב "אכן הם משחווים את ראשיהם" ואז המלך השתחווה על אוזנו והסתכל על מה שהאנשים האלה עושים. ואמר: "לאנשים האלה יש לב קשה, לא חזרו אלי", הם משתחווים לטלפונים החכמים שלהם ולאייפונים ומרימים את ידיהם לאייפדס ולאוזניות ", אמר המלאך. ללא שם: הו המלך שלי יש להם גם WiFi.

Det var en ängel. Han sa "Herre och kung i mitt universum, se här en man böjde huvudet ner, och många gör det, de kallar dig."
Och kungen lyfte upp ögonen på jorden. Då svarade han: "Ja, de böjer sina huvuden" och sedan böjde kungen till örat och tittade på vad dessa människor gjorde. "Dessa människor har ett hårt hjärta, de kommer inte tillbaka till mig", sa han, "de böjer sig till sina smarta telefoner och iPhones och lyfter händerna till iPads och hörlurar. Ängeln sa: Åh min kung, de har också WiFi.

Mayroong isang anghel .. sinabi niya "Aking Panginoon at aking Hari ng sansinukob, makikita dito ang isang tao ay yumuko sa kanyang ulo at marami sa kanila ang gumagawa nito, tinatawag ka nila."
at itinaas ng Hari ang kanyang mga mata sa mga tao sa daigdig. at pagkatapos ay sumagot siya "talaga nga na yumuyuko ang kanilang mga ulo" at pagkatapos ay iniyukod ng Hari ang kanyang tainga at tiningnan kung ano ang ginagawa ng mga taong ito. at sinabi "ang mga taong ito ay may matitigas na puso. hindi nila maisip ang pagbabalik sa akin, bagkus kanilabg itinutok ang pagyuko sa kanilang mga smart phone at mga iPhone at pag-aangat ng kanilang mga kamay para sa mga ipads at earphones "at ang Anghel ay sumagot. oh Aking Hari mayroon din silang wifi.

My joke of all time.. please do not forget your God!!! the creator of heaven and earth!!